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55 Gallon Drum of Lube! Who might need a 55 gallon drum of personal lubricant and just what the hell would they do with it!

55 Gallon Drum of Lube! Who might need a 55 gallon drum of personal lubricant and just what the hell would they do with it!

— 8 months ago with 1 note
#lube  #lubricant  #sex  #fisting  #gay  #gang bang  #porn  #bulk  #circle jerk  #hardcore 
Forever Lazy Adult Lounge Wear! Mandatory blogger wear…an actual product.

Forever Lazy Adult Lounge Wear! Mandatory blogger wear…an actual product.

— 8 months ago
#lazy  #sloth  #pajamas  #rot  #as seen on tv  #cozy  #sleep  #blogger 
Simpson’s LEGO House Set.
How long have we been waiting for this?

Simpson’s LEGO House Set.

How long have we been waiting for this?

— 8 months ago
#simpsons  #lego  #marge  #homer  #bart  #matt groening  #toys 
Tropical Fish Straws. Make out with a fish every tme you take a drink!

Tropical Fish Straws. Make out with a fish every tme you take a drink!

— 1 year ago with 5 notes
#fish  #sea  #ocean  #cocktail  #party  #straw  #solo cup  #goldfish  #betta